{"id":93,"date":"2022-12-10T17:14:05","date_gmt":"2022-12-10T17:14:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/limericksforlife.com\/?p=93"},"modified":"2022-12-10T21:03:01","modified_gmt":"2022-12-10T21:03:01","slug":"an-ode-to-online-dating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/limericksforlife.com\/index.php\/2022\/12\/10\/an-ode-to-online-dating\/","title":{"rendered":"An Ode to Online Dating"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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An ode to the great Dating Site
Oh how they tease and delight
Your search for a bloke
Brings all kinds of folk
Just who will you find there tonight?
 
A typical profile to meet
Looks like a Fifty Shades treat
Whips, chains and crops
A few other props
And a curious penchant for feet
 
But if you elect not to leave
Be wary of what you believe
I hasten to say
He\u2019s no Christian Grey
But a portly accountant called Steve
 
The next is much sweeter and shyer
A \u201csnuggle\u201d is all they desire
They\u2019ve much love to give
With mum they do live
And explain they\u2019re \u201ca bit of a crier\u201d
 
Next up\u2026.a nude man in bed?
Why can\u2019t you see this chap\u2019s head?
I think in real-life
There\u2019s likely a wife
Oh who said that romance is dead?!
 
But soon you have found \u2018Man of Dreams\u2019
A profile so hot that it steams
His words, they beguile
Those eyes, and that smile!
But all is not quite what it seems\u2026
 
He\u2019s making you giddy and silly
The stallion to your love-struck filly
You share hopes and fears
But then it appears
A strange little pic of his willy
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But through all our moans and our gripes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The rogues and the “good god no!” types <\/p>\n\n\n\n

We know Mr Right<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will soon come to light <\/p>\n\n\n\n

So let’s have a couple more swipes…! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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