{"id":83,"date":"2022-12-10T15:52:42","date_gmt":"2022-12-10T15:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/limericksforlife.com\/?p=83"},"modified":"2022-12-10T21:01:16","modified_gmt":"2022-12-10T21:01:16","slug":"an-ode-to-theresa-may","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/limericksforlife.com\/index.php\/2022\/12\/10\/an-ode-to-theresa-may\/","title":{"rendered":"An Ode to Theresa May"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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An ode to Theresa May<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To mark her last leadership day<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Through the highs and the lows<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Ayes and the No’s<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There’s some things we’d like to replay\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The most dutiful woman you\u2019d meet<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tenacious, determined, discrete<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But given the chance<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She\u2019d bust out a dance<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And skip along meadows of wheat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A Tory for 40 long years<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She gave it her blood, sweat and tears<\/p>\n\n\n\n

From suburban MP<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To Home Secretary<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s sure been one heck of careers<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Yes up and up she did climb<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Soon dealing with migrants and crime<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But Cameron\u2019s Blues<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Were starting to lose<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And felt they were on borrowed time<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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With UKIP hot on their trail<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And posts in the darn Daily Mail<\/p>\n\n\n\n

An EU decoy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Was Cameron\u2019s ploy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But oh how that tactic did fail<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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They all found it hard to believe<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That people had chosen to leave<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh what a mess<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So many said yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And David was given the heave<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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So up stepped poor Mrs May<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With a difficult hand left to play<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A bunch of miffed peers<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some staunch Brexiteers<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A challenge in every which way<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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So when conference day did arrive<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We thought she’d not get out alive<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That dry scratchy cough<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The sign that fell off<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not to mention the P45<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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But \u2018Brexit means Brexit\u2019 she said<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Her lines they were drawn out in red<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Her \u2018strong stable lead\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A challenge indeed<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There sure was big trouble ahead<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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With Junker and Tusk at the top<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She thought up the Irish Backstop<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But beaten down thrice<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It can\u2019t have been nice<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To see that her bill was a flop<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Now Boris and Co join the game<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Looking for Hard-Brexit fame<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will flexing their muscles<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beat those in Brussels<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or will they find more of the same?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Well whoever the next person in<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She’ll watch with a wry knowing grin<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Take up her back seat<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Put up those sore feet<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And find a large bottle of gin!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An ode to Theresa May To mark her last leadership day Through the highs and the lows The Ayes and the No’s There’s some things we’d like to replay\u2026 The most dutiful woman you\u2019d meet Tenacious, determined, discrete But given the chance She\u2019d bust out a dance And skip along meadows of wheat A Tory […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"hide_page_title":"","_coblocks_attr":"","_coblocks_dimensions":"","_coblocks_responsive_height":"","_coblocks_accordion_ie_support":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/limericksforlife.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/limericksforlife.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/limericksforlife.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/limericksforlife.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/limericksforlife.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/limericksforlife.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":165,"href":"https:\/\/limericksforlife.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions\/165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/limericksforlife.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/limericksforlife.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/limericksforlife.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}